We hate ...

Compendio de cosas que odiamos (Mk, Elan y Lau)

... el camarón.
... los pubertos.
... las señoras forever young.
... la gente sin pelo.
... que todas mis amistades fumen y siempre nos tengamos que sentar afuera en el frío.
... que lau no ponga todo lo que quiero que ponga.
... las botas con pelos.
... los domingos.
... esperar dos horas para la película y que este mala.
... que se vaya la luz en México.
... que la gente sea sucia de las manos.
... las familias perfectas.
... el valet.
... que ella piense que él es cool.
... que la gente no use calcetines con zapatos.
... que no este mi abuela.
... la mediocridad.
... que me corrija todo.
... encontrarme moretones, los cuales desconozco su procedencia.
... hacer pipi a media noche.
... la gente demasiada alta.
... que hayan metido una retard en el día de los enamorados.
... que los hombres crean que tienen pecho bonito y lo muestren.
... las jotas.
... los jeans a la cintura.
... MK.
... la gente rara que se acerca y me habla.
... que me pidan cosas y no poder decir que no.
... que me pongan entrevistas a las 10pm en sábado.
... que me enseñen fotos de sus bebes cuando están horribles.
... decepcionar a mis papas.
... el miedo a perder mi celular cuando es algo tan insignificante.
... que las cosas sean mas caras de lo que realmente valen.
... los niños perfectos.


continuara ...

Poladroid

10 rules for being Human

1.	You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.
2.	You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."
3.	There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."
4.	Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5.	Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6.	"There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."
7.	Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8.	What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9.	Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
10.	You will forget all this. by Cherie Carter-Scott

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Otro post de artlung blog .

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

source - http://artlung.com/smorgasborg/

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